Being a dispatcher, you get the normal emergency calls and then you get some pretty interesting characters calling in...
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Wednesday, May 14, 2008
The Dynamic Duo
The greatest pair of KOPS, EVER! Serge and Meter-Maid, YOU BETTER TELL SOMEBODY!
Nothing gets past Serge and Meter-Maid. Get ready for a strait, ghetto, police beat down!This is why we are called bad names...
Cops, policemen, boys in blue, guys in uniform, sweaty enforcers, pigs, men with guns, people who like to beat down black people, and mexicans, and chinese people, and strawberry vendors, and ugly people, and good looking, actually only ugly people...
Our new recruits
Only the most professional people can work for Serge and Meter-Maid. Hence, the new recruits.
So True!We don't clown around
Just another day at the office.We found him hiding in the sewers.
Who is this jackass?
Sunday, May 11, 2008
Bio
"Kim Cheee" (Katheryn)
Height: 5'3''
Weight: 115 lbs
Position: Will try anything once.....currently a phone operator
Age: 23
Marital Status: 1 of 5 wives of "Serge", cheating with "Meter-Maid"
5 Children-
Bree
Ron
Alice
Taylor
Sam
Birthplace: One of those Asian countries
Favorite Movie: Good Morning Vietnam
Typical Wednesday Night: Get wasted and karaoke
Best Quote: "Me love Serge long time.....'till Meter-Maid come along."
Bio
"Meter-Maid" (Sol)
Height: 5'10''
Weight: 183 lbs.
Rank: Rookie
Age: 25
Marital Status: Boy-Toy of 69 year old heiress, Mrs. Robinson
Previous Job: Male Stripper
Favorite Activity: Pumping iron, naked
Favorite Dream: Mrs. Robinson dies and leaves the fortune to him
Best Quote: "Aaaaaahhhhhhh!"
Bio
"Serge" (Nate)
Height: 6'0''
Weight: 165 lbs.
Rank: Sergeant
Age: 32
Marital Status: 5 wives:
Kim
Uma
Nicole
Trisha
Sara
*20 Children
Veteran Status: Former Navy Seal
Favorite Food: Raw Pork Chop
Favorite Sport: Shooting cans.....mexiCANS, afriCANS, puerto riCANS
Best Quote: "I just shit my pants meter-maid!"
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