tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33167794338728425402011-04-21T15:31:07.334-07:00Kittyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13717742782826972311noreply@blogger.comBlogger111100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3316779433872842540.post-90605342502995844992008-05-14T22:25:00.000-07:002008-05-14T22:30:47.438-07:00Being a dispatcher, you get the normal emergency calls and then you get some pretty interesting characters calling in...<br /><br /><a href="http://kitty95008.podomatic.com/entry/2008-05-14T22_23_50-07_00">http://kitty95008.podOmatic.com/entry/2008-05-14T22_23_50-07_00</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3316779433872842540-9060534250299584499?l=kops-policemenonpatrol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kittyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13717742782826972311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3316779433872842540.post-12426685281355538822008-05-14T21:48:00.001-07:002008-12-09T05:13:22.597-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dqacKTeHOxU/SCvBBhQeTFI/AAAAAAAAAD4/cnRMSuQe_aA/s1600-h/Kops-pic7.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dqacKTeHOxU/SCvBBhQeTFI/AAAAAAAAAD4/cnRMSuQe_aA/s320/Kops-pic7.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5200462426580864082" border="0" /></a>Kick ass now, ask questions later.<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dqacKTeHOxU/SCvAzBQeTEI/AAAAAAAAADw/NGq2yuv5Zys/s1600-h/Kops-pic5.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dqacKTeHOxU/SCvAzBQeTEI/AAAAAAAAADw/NGq2yuv5Zys/s320/Kops-pic5.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5200462177472760898" border="0" /></a>Enough said.<br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3316779433872842540-1242668528135553882?l=kops-policemenonpatrol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kittyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13717742782826972311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3316779433872842540.post-39535405392575321562008-05-14T21:42:00.000-07:002008-12-09T05:13:22.882-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dqacKTeHOxU/SCu_axQeTDI/AAAAAAAAADo/3xWagOC1ymk/s1600-h/Kops-pic8.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dqacKTeHOxU/SCu_axQeTDI/AAAAAAAAADo/3xWagOC1ymk/s320/Kops-pic8.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5200460661349305394" border="0" /></a>Serge has finally met his cartoon-future-self.<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3316779433872842540-3953540539257532156?l=kops-policemenonpatrol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kittyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13717742782826972311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3316779433872842540.post-89465684337899218412008-05-14T21:35:00.000-07:002008-12-09T05:13:23.451-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dqacKTeHOxU/SCu-cRQeTCI/AAAAAAAAADg/xTBzQTK8qWA/s1600-h/Kops-pic6.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dqacKTeHOxU/SCu-cRQeTCI/AAAAAAAAADg/xTBzQTK8qWA/s320/Kops-pic6.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5200459587607481378" border="0" /></a><br />The greatest pair of KOPS, EVER! Serge and Meter-Maid, YOU BETTER TELL SOMEBODY!<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dqacKTeHOxU/SCu92BQeTBI/AAAAAAAAADY/7Qg6Q6bhuto/s1600-h/Kops-pic4.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dqacKTeHOxU/SCu92BQeTBI/AAAAAAAAADY/7Qg6Q6bhuto/s320/Kops-pic4.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5200458930477485074" border="0" /></a>Nothing gets past Serge and Meter-Maid. Get ready for a strait, ghetto, police beat down!<br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3316779433872842540-8946568433789921841?l=kops-policemenonpatrol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kittyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13717742782826972311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3316779433872842540.post-78945620352926329892008-05-14T21:24:00.000-07:002008-12-09T05:13:24.312-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dqacKTeHOxU/SCu7HBQeTAI/AAAAAAAAADQ/EglK3kU9NhQ/s1600-h/Kops-pic3.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dqacKTeHOxU/SCu7HBQeTAI/AAAAAAAAADQ/EglK3kU9NhQ/s320/Kops-pic3.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5200455924000377858" border="0" /></a>Cops, policemen, boys in blue, guys in uniform, sweaty enforcers, pigs, men with guns, people who like to beat down black people, and mexicans, and chinese people, and strawberry vendors, and ugly people, and good looking, actually only ugly people...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3316779433872842540-7894562035292632989?l=kops-policemenonpatrol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kittyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13717742782826972311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3316779433872842540.post-4280355752548866592008-05-14T21:18:00.000-07:002008-12-09T05:13:24.559-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dqacKTeHOxU/SCu6JRQeS_I/AAAAAAAAADI/dUBt7cM0cE0/s1600-h/Kop-pic2.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dqacKTeHOxU/SCu6JRQeS_I/AAAAAAAAADI/dUBt7cM0cE0/s320/Kop-pic2.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5200454863143455730" border="0" /></a>Only the most professional people can work for Serge and Meter-Maid. Hence, the new recruits.<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dqacKTeHOxU/SCu55hQeS-I/AAAAAAAAADA/sk1PtnT8_x4/s1600-h/Kops-pic9.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dqacKTeHOxU/SCu55hQeS-I/AAAAAAAAADA/sk1PtnT8_x4/s320/Kops-pic9.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5200454592560516066" border="0" /></a>So True!<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3316779433872842540-428035575254886659?l=kops-policemenonpatrol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kittyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13717742782826972311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3316779433872842540.post-64253389111085650872008-05-14T21:04:00.001-07:002008-12-09T05:13:24.687-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dqacKTeHOxU/SCu2hRQeS7I/AAAAAAAAACo/z4TY09G1v4Q/s1600-h/Kop-pic1.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dqacKTeHOxU/SCu2hRQeS7I/AAAAAAAAACo/z4TY09G1v4Q/s320/Kop-pic1.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5200450877413804978" border="0" /></a>Just another day at the office.<br />We found him hiding in the sewers.<br />Who is this jackass?<br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3316779433872842540-6425338911108565087?l=kops-policemenonpatrol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kittyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13717742782826972311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3316779433872842540.post-19180411271563061162008-05-11T22:25:00.000-07:002008-05-11T22:34:42.082-07:00<object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-be3187efb09338bc" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v18.nonxt5.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Dbe3187efb09338bc%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330294094%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D3AE53D29DAF4A18C0F0DB3DA50C049BCB20FE35F.331AD93E2E09499C6A52E8CEBB4C1CAA0E33FC9A%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dbe3187efb09338bc%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DxzPYnJ0N7gwyAKyHBGX9u1FQ8HU&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v18.nonxt5.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Dbe3187efb09338bc%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330294094%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D3AE53D29DAF4A18C0F0DB3DA50C049BCB20FE35F.331AD93E2E09499C6A52E8CEBB4C1CAA0E33FC9A%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dbe3187efb09338bc%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DxzPYnJ0N7gwyAKyHBGX9u1FQ8HU&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3316779433872842540-1918041127156306116?l=kops-policemenonpatrol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kittyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13717742782826972311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3316779433872842540.post-46951075735852259972008-05-11T17:03:00.000-07:002008-12-09T05:13:24.855-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dqacKTeHOxU/SCeJkBQeS6I/AAAAAAAAACg/QjTQz5Mx8ww/s1600-h/KGunn.png"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dqacKTeHOxU/SCeJkBQeS6I/AAAAAAAAACg/QjTQz5Mx8ww/s320/KGunn.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5199275546728352674" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">"Kim Cheee" (Katheryn)<br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Height:</span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"> 5'3''<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Weight:</span> 115 lbs<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Position:</span> Will try anything once.....currently a phone operator<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Age:</span> 23<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Marital Status:</span> 1 of 5 wives of "Serge", cheating with "Meter-Maid"<br />5 Children-<br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >B</span><span style="font-size:85%;">ree<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >R</span>on<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >A</span>lice<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >T</span>aylor<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >S</span>am<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Birthplace:</span> One of those Asian countries<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Favorite Movie:</span> Good Morning Vietnam<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Typical Wednesday Night:</span> Get wasted and karaoke<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Best Quote:</span> "Me love Serge long time.....'till Meter-Maid come along." </span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><br /></span></span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3316779433872842540-4695107573585225997?l=kops-policemenonpatrol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kittyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13717742782826972311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3316779433872842540.post-13081919188234393652008-05-11T16:51:00.002-07:002008-12-09T05:13:25.046-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dqacKTeHOxU/SCeGqBQeS5I/AAAAAAAAACY/Z4R_iWx-nyw/s1600-h/TFSol.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dqacKTeHOxU/SCeGqBQeS5I/AAAAAAAAACY/Z4R_iWx-nyw/s320/TFSol.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5199272351272684434" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />"Meter-Maid" (Sol)</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;">Height:</span> 5'10''<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Weight:</span> 183 lbs.<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Rank:</span> Rookie<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Age:</span> 25<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Marital Status:</span> Boy-Toy of 69 year old heiress, Mrs. Robinson<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Previous Job:</span> Male Stripper<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Favorite Activity:</span> Pumping iron, naked<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Favorite Dream:</span> Mrs. Robinson dies and leaves the fortune to him<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Best Quote:</span> "Aaaaaahhhhhhh!"<span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span><br /></span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3316779433872842540-1308191918823439365?l=kops-policemenonpatrol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kittyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13717742782826972311noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3316779433872842540.post-20206872668648402712008-05-11T16:23:00.000-07:002008-12-09T05:13:25.281-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dqacKTeHOxU/SCeAhhQeS4I/AAAAAAAAACQ/9CGUzGiBnOc/s1600-h/Nizzle.png"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dqacKTeHOxU/SCeAhhQeS4I/AAAAAAAAACQ/9CGUzGiBnOc/s320/Nizzle.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5199265608174029698" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" ><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />"Serge" </span></span></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:100%;">(Nate)<br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >Height:</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> 6'0''<br /></span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Weight:</span> 165 lbs.<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Rank:</span> Sergeant<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Age</span>: 32<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Marital Status:</span> 5 wives:<br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >K</span><span style="font-size:85%;">im</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >U</span><span style="font-size:85%;">ma<br /></span> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >N</span><span style="font-size:85%;">icole<br /></span> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >T</span><span style="font-size:85%;">risha<br /></span> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >S</span><span style="font-size:85%;">ara<br />*20 Children<br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >Veteran Status:</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> Former Navy Seal<br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >Favorite Food:</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> Raw Pork Chop<br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >Favorite Sport:</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> Shooting cans.....mexiCANS, afriCANS, puerto riCANS<br /><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >Best Quote:</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> "I just shit my pants meter-maid!"</span><br /><br /></span><br /></span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3316779433872842540-2020687266864840271?l=kops-policemenonpatrol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kittyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13717742782826972311noreply@blogger.com0